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Cougar A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm. Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements. Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments. Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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perfect for when im expressing myself <3

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The most coolest I own!

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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.

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The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10

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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex

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Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.

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