COUCH DAY
The day of hell after a particularly heavy night of drinking. The resulting hangover is so bad that you are forced to stay on your couch all day to recouperate. Ingredients for setting up your very own COUCH DAY: 1. A long shower. 2. A gallon of cold water. 3. Half a loaf of white bread from your nearest dining hall or supermarket. 4. A confortable couch in a cool, dark room. 5. Suitably mellow music by the singer/songwriter du jour. 6. Tylenol or Advil. 7. Your phone. Instructions: 1. Crawl to the shower and stay there as long as possible. 2. Do not allow yourself to sit in the shower, as people piss in there all the time. 3. Put a shitload of water in your fridge. 4. Have a sympathizer get you half a loaf of white bread. 5. Turn on the John Mayer / Jason Mraz / Howie Day. 6. Take the Tylenol or Advil and retire to your couch. 7. Eat the bread and sip on your cold water. 8. Stay put. Sudden movement will make you toss up the bread you've been munching on. 9. Using your phone, call everyone you know and describe how horrible you are feeling and swear to them that you are never drinking again. 10. Reconstruct the events of the evening that led to your COUCH DAY. 11. Avoid bright light at all times.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
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