Corpocuck Mug
A corpocuck is typically an American who cucks out to corporations. Usually brainwashed into believing that outsourcing manufacturing, breaking down unions, and importing low wage tech workers is what makes America great. You can spot them oftentimes on LinkedIn, giving out advice while they themselves aren’t successful or reposting motivational memes. A corpocuck is usually middle class, has a university education, and works in the private sector making 35-55k a year living in a city that taxes them half of that while rent and food eats up the rest. A corpocuck watches corporate media like Fox News or CNN, probably read, “7 habits of highly successful teens,” has been posting “Stay Home” stories on Instagram about quarantine by regurgitating facts, and is usually in a job that has literally zero tangible effect on the world. A corpocuck is absolutely stoked about deciding between a Orange Rapist and a Senile Rapist competing to sit in the Oval Office. A corpocuck really cares about the stock market, despite having no stocks himself / herself, and prides himself on the $70 Lacoste shirts he buys from China.
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I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
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