corn nugget
A large and hideous toenail attached to the "great" or otherwise big toe. Unmistakably having the appearance of a large, oversized and thickened corn flake. The corn nugget slowly evolves over many years into a varity of mutations. Some of which, can even astound the owner. The proportions of the nugget can reach alarming sizes, forcing some cities and states to enact laws which compel corn nugget wielding owners to register their nugget as a lethal weapon. The corn nugget will always announce it's presence by the foul, yet fruity and intoxicating aroma which tingles and teases the olfactory nerveous system in humans. In a recent animal study conducted by the French Navy, it was discovered that when canines were forced to smell and lick a human corn nugget they would immediately and aggressively lick their own rectum, which can only be described as a reflex action in order to get the taste of the nugget out of their mouth. It was further noted within this study that the dog would always bite it's human handler following the corn nugget exposure. Before any further usefull research could be obtained the French Navy abruptly halted the program amid public outcry of animal cruelty charges. References to the corn nugget dates back to ancient times. Recently, anthropolgy students from Ohio University discoved crude paintings on the walls of a cave in Southern Ohio that contained depictions of corn nugget afflicted neanderthals. This same cave contained remarkably preserved corn nugget specimens, which when analyzed were found to contain structurely similar compounds commonly found in expensive French perfumes. Capatilizing on this discovery, a young student quickly discovered he could imitate the fragrance of the exspensive French performs at a fraction of the cost by using freshly clipped corn nuggets that are harvested everyday in our nation's rest homes. Students have entered buisness partnerships with the janitorial staff within these facilities who sweep these clippings from the floors each evening and in turn sell them by the pound. In fact, the industry in corn nugget procurement in Ohio has well surpassed those involved in the cultivation of Marijuana. This has caused many expert marijauna growers to abandon the fields and enter the legal trade in corn nuggets; which has had an adverse effect on local marijauna supplies. Almost everyone has had an encounter with people who have corn nuggets. Most people have experienced injuries while having aggressive sex with those afflicted. As mentioned above, corn nuggets can have sharp and jagged edges that can cut thru the thickest skin. Inflicting devasting wounds which require weeks to heal.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
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