corn nugget
A large and hideous toenail attached to the "great" or otherwise big toe. Unmistakably having the appearance of a large, oversized and thickened corn flake. The corn nugget slowly evolves over many years into a varity of mutations. Some of which, can even astound the owner. The proportions of the nugget can reach alarming sizes, forcing some cities and states to enact laws which compel corn nugget wielding owners to register their nugget as a lethal weapon. The corn nugget will always announce it's presence by the foul, yet fruity and intoxicating aroma which tingles and teases the olfactory nerveous system in humans. In a recent animal study conducted by the French Navy, it was discovered that when canines were forced to smell and lick a human corn nugget they would immediately and aggressively lick their own rectum, which can only be described as a reflex action in order to get the taste of the nugget out of their mouth. It was further noted within this study that the dog would always bite it's human handler following the corn nugget exposure. Before any further usefull research could be obtained the French Navy abruptly halted the program amid public outcry of animal cruelty charges. References to the corn nugget dates back to ancient times. Recently, anthropolgy students from Ohio University discoved crude paintings on the walls of a cave in Southern Ohio that contained depictions of corn nugget afflicted neanderthals. This same cave contained remarkably preserved corn nugget specimens, which when analyzed were found to contain structurely similar compounds commonly found in expensive French perfumes. Capatilizing on this discovery, a young student quickly discovered he could imitate the fragrance of the exspensive French performs at a fraction of the cost by using freshly clipped corn nuggets that are harvested everyday in our nation's rest homes. Students have entered buisness partnerships with the janitorial staff within these facilities who sweep these clippings from the floors each evening and in turn sell them by the pound. In fact, the industry in corn nugget procurement in Ohio has well surpassed those involved in the cultivation of Marijuana. This has caused many expert marijauna growers to abandon the fields and enter the legal trade in corn nuggets; which has had an adverse effect on local marijauna supplies. Almost everyone has had an encounter with people who have corn nuggets. Most people have experienced injuries while having aggressive sex with those afflicted. As mentioned above, corn nuggets can have sharp and jagged edges that can cut thru the thickest skin. Inflicting devasting wounds which require weeks to heal.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
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