COPPA Mug
COPPA was created in 1998 with the intention of blocking children from the internet because they were believed to be stupid at the time. This is an overused and false stereotype, since there are some children who are very smart, and there are some adults who are very dumb. Examples of stupid adults can be found in 1998-present when nobody has ever taken any legal action against COPPA. What children are learning from COPPA is that everyone hates them for being under 13, a number that they cannot control. What adults are learning from COPPA is that children are stupid, even when they're not. What COPPA should be doing is, instead of filtering people by their legal age, filter people by their mental age, their IQ, or how much they know about internet safety. Another improvement they could make is to not steal YouTubers' money just because they have music in their videos. But who'd listen to me? I'm just a kid! COPPA thinks kids are stupid and should suffer! At this point, I'm probably going to die before turning 13!! But TheY wouldn't like that, thEY want MORE 13 yrld s! tHey are SELFISH AND HATE US CHILDREN BECAUSE WE'RE NOT AS OLD AS THEM!!! pLUS, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN ONLINE VERSION IF THE CHILDREN ARE STILL VULNERABLE IN THE REAL WORLD?!?!?!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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