cooter fish

Can be used in a variety of activities. It is happiest when its used for eating, fingering, petting, and stroking (preferably with a penis. preferably my penis) The wetter it is, the happier it is. Stay clear of rotten cooter fish for it may be hazardous to your health. Bigger cooter fishes are usually a sign of its owner being a complete whore. Also see slut. If it's small and compact it is usually the sign of the owner being a virgin or a feminist and most likely an uptight bitch. Cooter fishes are not to be taken lightly for they are the foundation of all things catastrophic and vile such as war, murder, rape, and desease. They are also used for wonderful acts such as giving life and sexual intercourse. Unfortunately the wonderful things it creates usually lead to what causes catastrophes like war, rape, murder and desease hence it being the foundation of such vile occurrences so go figure. Bottom line, man cannot live without the cooter fish, yet sometimes wishes it could, quickly followed by the realization that it really really can't live without the cooter fish because what real man doesn't like a good cooter fish once in awhile? Thus the inevitable and tragic cycle continues...forever!