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One hundred percent of women and all the bearded effeminates slowly replacing the real men of the world. Cooter carriers either can't grow a pair (literally, in the case of females) or had their balls busted during adolescence. Cooter carriers lack manly attributes such as courage, humor, a sense of justice and fair play, and the ability to withstanding pressure in adverse situations. Only real men have these traits. Their biggest fear is how others will perceive them which constantly keeps them on the edge. That's why all the cooter carriers herd together on Instagram, liking each other's frivolous posts. Because they're too damn scared to live alone. Real men like me never give a fuck what others are thinking about us. Cooter carriers like to constantly whine, complain, and assail you when they have the numbers to back them up. If all else fails, they will give you the silent treatment. They started the whole #metoo nonsense framing innocent men for acting on their sexual impulses. Cooter carriers openly hate us men for being men, but secretly admire our manliness. Why not - manliness is next to Godliness, and so every cooter carrier wants to be just like us. They burn with penis envy. Sorry for you beautiful gals and their unmasculine pals, you're all called pussies for a reason. The Lord created you that way because He is a Man and we real men are the only chosen ones who've been made in His divine image.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again

Benjamin P.Jan 1
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Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.

Big D.Jan 1

Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

yo m.Jan 1
Review by Bradley J.

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.

Bradley J.Jan 1
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Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!

karen b.Dec 31
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Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex

Cole M.Dec 31
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As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.

Etan N.Dec 31
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Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!

JULIE K.Dec 30
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Matthew K.Dec 30
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Review by Rhodrey S.

The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build

Rhodrey S.Dec 30
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Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.

EveryoneDec 30

Great gift!

Christina S.Dec 29
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A little spendy, but worth it.

Richard D.Dec 29
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My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!

Nima K.Dec 29
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It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.

Kyle BirchfieldDec 28

It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.

Bill W.Dec 28
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I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!

John L.Dec 28
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Arrived carefully packaged

patricia s.Dec 27
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Review by jim n.

me and the boys when i get vodka mug

jim n.Dec 27

I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.

troy t.Dec 27
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