Cooper Mug
Cooper is the most amazing guy you will EVER meet. He is incredibly smart, funny, kind, blunt, and handsome. He acts like he dosen't give a fuck about but people think of him, but deep down he really does. He has a deep dark secret that he only let's a few people know. If you are lucky enough to learn this, don't tell ANYONE! For if you double cross a Cooper or hurt someone/something he really loves, he will make your life a living hell. He is usually really tall and in great shape, but he isn't good at sports. He is pretty lazy but will give 110% at something he really cares about. He has all the girls secretly crushing on him, but he only thinks about the one he really cares about. He just wants to fall in love and have a family. He typically loves his hometown and never wants to leave. He goes along with all the popular trends but doesn't really care for them. He is a realist and will always speak his mind, no matter who he hurts. He is super talented and has a lot of wierd and strange phobias. DON'T exploit these, for you will regret it. Coopers are huanted by the one baf thing they did in their past. You can always trust a Cooper. Never EVER let him out your life. He is one of the best poeple/boyfriend you will ever have/meet. He loves danger and has some anger issues. Coopers usually have some kind of disability. It takes some time to get to know him and he can come off a bit strong at first,but if you haven't found him yet, he is worth the wait.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!