Coolio

A word used to describe people who try very hard to be 'cool' and often make themselves look like a right nonce. A wannabe Coolio is someone who attempts to be like this and follows all the rules of coolioism but just can't be taken seriously at all. Coolios tend to: - Take selfies every fucking day with just their eye in the picture with some bent as quote as the caption - Hang around together by the lockers, generally sit on the floor and text each other. - Comment fire emojis on other people's pictures and ask for 'rates' - Have 1 post on IG and 700+ followers - Have some BS in their WEBSITE LINK because they're too cool to put it in the bio like everyone else - Use duck faces - Where print t-shirts - Do cringe couple things on Social Media - Follow other Coolios around although you're not wanted - Think they're tough ad and hood but got breast fed until age 10