Constance
Constance is an amazing person who is a part-time ghost and mows lawns on the side. He burns easily so he wears a large, floppy sunhat. Also he wears a wife beater but he doesn't seem to have a wife. He is 40 years old but uses skin care products to make himself look like a teenager. He tries to re-live the past and ends up walking in circles in his back yard, making his neighbors freak out and obsess over him for months.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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