Conor Mug
A kind, extremely mysterious and elusive boy. never know what he’s up to next. Very quiet unless he’s talking about a topic he is comfortable in. He’s a gentleman and knows how to treat girls. He will talk to you all night if your struggling. He’s very mentally strong and athletic, very skilled in all sports once he gets the mechanics. Doesn’t like hurting people especially the ones he cares about. Once a Conor knows he has found the right girl, he attempts to try and make her life as happy as possible, even if that includes keeping his distance, because the truth is he probably loves her. Conor’s will sit on the edge of rooms and survey everything, he will be the first one to spot problems between people that aren’t public. He will think very highly of you and thinks that there is nothing wrong with you. If a Conor is by chance ignoring you, You fucked up. You just lost a very important piece in your life. Conor's tend to find the positive it situations and if he messes up talk to him until he answers you, because he’s going to think it’s his fault. Conor's are always hard on themselves especially in sports. Conor’s are not very confident in their appearance, making them seem standoffish, but in reality if a Conor starts showing himself out more in groups, he’s either trying to catch a girls attention or he’s gaining more confidence. If a Conor by chance likes you, I’d recommend exploring down that path, if not it’s a missed opportunity.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
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