Conner
Conner is a pretty amazing dude. He's seems like a quiet nerd, but if you take the time to get to know him, you'll find he's super complex. His sarcasm and humor will always keep you laughing, and he's always by your side when something bad happens and you need a friend. He might be one of the cockiest guys around, but he works his ass off to (usually) so cut him a little slack. He's gonna be a doctor and wants to go into the military, but no matter what he does, he'll most likely be very successful because he is dedicated, smart, and efficient. Conner will always keep you on your toes and keep you guessing. Even though he's almost always straight up with you (and expects the same back), he makes you constantly wonder what he's thinking while continually nailing what you are thinking and feeling constantly. He goes back and forth from being the funniest, nicest person to being a grumpy old man. It'll drive you crazy, but it'll also make you want to keep coming back. Conner is also usually an attractive guy. He's the right amount of tall and muscle and what not so if he wanted to he could prolly be a playa-playa. If you date a Conner, make sure that you let him wear the pants sometimes because he likes feelin like "the man". He's one of the most respectful guys you'll ever meet so it's worth it. If you get the opportunity to meet a Conner, make sure to get to know them because it'll be the one thing in your life that you won't ever regret.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
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