conneaut
A small town in north-east ohio with the shittiest, white trash people around would be Conneaut. almost all of conneaut is living off of welfare and food stamps, thinking they are black, when in all reality, there is at the most 8 actual black people in the whole city. conneaut is a place full of disease ridden whores, wanna-be drug dealers, and crazy white families. 95% of all teenagers that live in conneaut will never leave because they take after their parents and start popping out babies at 15, and also they are not fit for anywhere else in the world because conneaut is a place like no other. on a plus side, when teenagers get bored they can drive around and play wheres lazlo and look for him riding on his bike with his lawn care equipment, hawaiian shorts, tube socks, tank tops, and his wig. so, by taking a trip to "connea-rot" it wont be one you will soon forget!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
this mug got me hard
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup

this is my new piss mug
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
My friend loved it.!!
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
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