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Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany. Poem: "Safety First" From Japan to the USA They claim their place In every bathroom or bed stand. Lying within worn, cardboard boxes Taunting all that stare Embarassed by their intentions. The perk function they perform; To bring intense, Erotic, ribbed pleasure To those otherwise not meant to experience Such sesual, twisted touch. With the strength and Endurance Of the Trojans invading Rome They protect patrons each day. By limiting the populations of teenage mothers, They serve a necessary purpose for society Often going without appreciation Tossed aside after each use. Representing all colors of the rainbow All flavors of fruit Chocolate, root beer, Scented lilac, tropical breeze, Nonoxynol-9 enhanced. They make safety a carnival Of lightly lubricated latex! They've come to fill A major role in many relationships Knowing no discrimination, They aid anyone willing to spend A few crucial dollars. Evolving from their original form of sheep skin, They are the latest In sexual exploration Enjoyed by both old and young, Single and married. Small, large Pinch the tip, Roll them on. Worldwide They are the perfect fit. Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
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