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Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany. Poem: "Safety First" From Japan to the USA They claim their place In every bathroom or bed stand. Lying within worn, cardboard boxes Taunting all that stare Embarassed by their intentions. The perk function they perform; To bring intense, Erotic, ribbed pleasure To those otherwise not meant to experience Such sesual, twisted touch. With the strength and Endurance Of the Trojans invading Rome They protect patrons each day. By limiting the populations of teenage mothers, They serve a necessary purpose for society Often going without appreciation Tossed aside after each use. Representing all colors of the rainbow All flavors of fruit Chocolate, root beer, Scented lilac, tropical breeze, Nonoxynol-9 enhanced. They make safety a carnival Of lightly lubricated latex! They've come to fill A major role in many relationships Knowing no discrimination, They aid anyone willing to spend A few crucial dollars. Evolving from their original form of sheep skin, They are the latest In sexual exploration Enjoyed by both old and young, Single and married. Small, large Pinch the tip, Roll them on. Worldwide They are the perfect fit. Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
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