Commander Pinktaurious Mug
Commander Pinktaurious is also known as "gorncommander" He has a well liked and popular channel on the Youtube network. He claims to be from the planet Nebulan 5 in a galaxy that earth refers to as The Triangulum Galaxy (also known as Messier 33 or NGC 598). It is a spiral galaxy approximately 3 million light-years away in the constellation Triangulum. The galaxy is also sometimes informally referred to as the Pinwheel Galaxy by some amateur astronomy references. Within Triangulum Pinktaurious resides in the Quadrant Otarcies, In the Nebulan Star System Pinktaurious’s ability to communicate from outer space to Youtube has been questioned? His following explanation is intriguing at best: “Light-years are meaningless when traveling through sub-space; also I have the ability to transmit messages to the earth on customary communication networks that are available to sub standard life-forms. While utilizing my ‘Ultra-Computer’ aboard my super ‘Stratastar’ warship, my Communications are transmitted to your inferior world via the ‘Great-Galactic-Grid’ and then downloaded to your minuscule 'World Wide Web'; my broadcasts have traveled trillions of light-years to reach you. My Nebulan Ultra-Computer and Image processors are the finest and of the highest quality known throughout the universe. I have the ability to exercise and tap into any planets communication arrays of my choice including the earth based video sharing website ‘YouTube’, ‘My space’, etc. the Nebulan Ultra-Computer can instantaneously broadcast video and audio through hyperspace using any language and method of my selection! Including E-mail which is an electronic message exchange protocol (electronic-mail) used on 20th and 21st century Earth.” It is not know if Commander Pinktaurius from Nebulan is a hoax. The following quote is from a renowned ufologist who has asked to remain anonyms. “Please be advised, I am in great fear from the imminent Nebulan danger, not only for my country, but for the entire world. This advanced alien, Pinktaurius, is in my opinion the greatest threat to mankind since our creation! I have studied Ufology for years. I am very convinced that Pinktaurius is evil and to be feared. His destructive potential is unimaginable. Humanity could be over in an eye blink. Time is short and we as the people of Earth must learn to work together and put behind us our petty disagreements that will soon be outweighed by the Pinktaurius threat.”
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.