Colton
The guy who's very caring and artistic, yet Intelligent and has a thick wall that is difficult to get past - once you do however, he treats you like you're important and he sees through all the superficial bullshit to the inner you and celebrates that 'you'. Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you. You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him. He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing... The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing. The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy. He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare. Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around. I miss him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.
It DIDNT break :D
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
These mugs are supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.
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