Cole
At first you're led on to believe they are the kindest, mysterious type. They may be hypnotic. They are very loving and do little things that make your heart swoon... For a few months. Then it turns, they show they don't listen or care about what happens in your day. Sociopathic and narcissistic they bring themselves up as much as they can. Their anger is out of control and they tend to take it out, especially on Sophie's. They may even get physical and harm them mentally, physically. Breaking them down and then showing them small bursts of good moments to keep their prey lured in by the fabricated lie that they love them. Which they are incapable of feeling. They leave you heart broken and scared when they leave you after you did nothing wrong, even worry for them. But come back with excuses. They only want you when they feel alone, and when they find someone else discreetly they leave you hanging. They cheat on you and make sure of it. And if you try to be civil they won't listen. Or listen to reasoning all together. They are always right even when wrong and. If you met a Cole.... Save yourself before they hurt you to the point of hospitalization.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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