Cole
Cole is the boy you never deserved and have no right to. He comes on quiet, sweet, and slow, like summer rain. He's all subtle smiles and covert glances, every flash of those Sky blue eyes kills, and the first kiss is like sweet fire. Cole has his troubles, he's misunderstood, and judged too harshly, which at times makes it appear as if he is overly judgmental of others when, in fact, you will not find a more patient listener. He is smooth-skinned and tan, always paying special attention to his appearance, especially his hair. Sometimes he comes off as superficial, but this is all a ruse. He's confusing and its easy to miss some of the signs, but when he looks at you, you'll know how he feels. His eyes express all the things he leaves unsaid. He's afraid of the word love, but if you give him the time, he'll whisper it to you. If you come across a Cole, get your shit together. He is nearly infinitely patient, and will wait for prolonged periods of time for someone he thinks is worthwhile, but if you push him away, tell him you can't care, that you don't feel the same, eventually, he'll leave. He has to, and you deserve it. The pain that ensues from being left by a Cole is nearly unbearable, and you are left to writhe in agony as you realize that it was all your fault, that he cared, that he could have loved, and you had the audacity to think he'd be there forever. If you're lucky, maybe one day he'll come back, and you know you'll never, ever let him go. Cole is perfect.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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