Cocaine Mug
Cocaine, colloquially known as a "painful erection lasting for more than 56 hours", was discovered by dentists in 1255. It was immediately exported all over Hollywood and Washington D.C. and remains the biggest party gag of the late '80s. Cocaine can be found in 98% of high school girls' lockers, the bloodshot eyes of late-night party-goers, in trace amounts under your nostrils, anywhere you can't feel, and at 5593 Persimmons St. in Branson, Missouri from a guy with a beard who's named "Truck". Otherwise that gold-digging bitch did it all and left you to go party at some high-class club where they don't even allow cell phones without Bluetooth. Girls love this stuff; it allows them to hold useless conversations for hours. It also makes for a fun time snorting it off of their tits and having really fun sex.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.