CMT
A so called 'Gang' in southwest dorset. Yes that's right... Dorset. Right in the heart of the countryside. CMT stands for Contemptuous Mindless Twats. However they like to think it stands for criminal minded thugs. Classy name eh?! CMT is made up by a few small boys, whom like to swagger as they walk, and wear scarves round their faces. Presumably because they get chilly noses. Other dress codes include very cheap materials usually from cheap sport outlets. They buy them a few sizes too big so that the clothes drape from them. This is because they cannot afford a new wardrobe every year, so they need to plan for the future and buy clothes for now, AND when they grow up. They released a soundtrack, to which many people laughed at. It was one of the CMT boys drivelling mindless words, showing how dense he was. CMT will inevitably end up in prison, making fond aqquaintence with the other gentlemen in the showers.
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