CMNP
1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven. 2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk. 3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved. Background: Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert. Naru: *insert perverted things here* Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures? Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?! Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?! Beretta: Hehe I can guess. Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk. Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures! Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?! Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD Also see "Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "cookies milk naked pleasures", "C.M.N.P"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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