clumsy ninja
This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot, He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom, somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time. **HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY- His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA... He averted the disaster and his confidence rises until he does it again in ten minutes... {clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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