Clemin

-noun 1. The coagulated substance clinging to the bristly groin of a female who has done without washing or hygene for at least a few menstrual cycles. An inch or two layer of sour cervical tissue creating a plug of greasy steaming filth in and around the entrance to ones stench trench. Often resembling a brownish green scab with black wire protruding from it in appearance, but harbouring the acrid smell of hot cheese and rotting prawn cocktail. Most well known for the permanent dark stain it leaves on anything unfortunate enough to come into contact with its hot moist surface.