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A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'. This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some: Anglish (Anglo-Saxon) Yinglish (Yiddish) Yeshivish (Yeshiva) Jewbonics (Hebrew) Hebonics Hebronics Hebrish Runglish (Russia) Ruglish Russlish Frenglish (French) Franglish Franglais Franish Fringlish Spain-ish (Spanish) Spain-lish Espanglish Espaninglish El Spanish Broken Inglañol Englañol Spanglish Espan'glés Espanolo Portinglês (Portoguese) Portu-inglês Portenglish Portunglês Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar) Yanito Inglés de Escalerilla Cockoy (Creole, Carribean) Serblish (Serbia) Praglish (Czech) Czechlish Czenglish Poglish (Poland) Hunglish (Hungary) Germlish (Dutsch, Germany) Engleutsch Denglish Denglisch Dunglish Donglish Dinglish (Danish) Danglish Swidish (Sweden) Swenglish Svengelska Finglish (Finnish) Wenglish (Wales) Minglish (Maltese) Greeklish (Greece) Grenglish Latinoellinika Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa) Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais) Frananglais Namlish (Namibia) Jinglish (Jamaica) Jamlish Indlish (India) Inglish Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore) Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh) Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia) Tinglish (Thailand) Thenglish Thailish Thainglish Singlish (Singapore) Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines) Englog Enggalog Konglish (Korea) Konglish (Hong Kong) Chinglish (China) Mandaringlish Japlish (Japan) Japanglish Finnish (Farsi, Iran) Fingilish Finglish Penglish Pinglish Pingilish Turklish (Turkish) Arablish (Arabic) Arabizi* *That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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