clanguage

A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'. This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some: Anglish (Anglo-Saxon) Yinglish (Yiddish) Yeshivish (Yeshiva) Jewbonics (Hebrew) Hebonics Hebronics Hebrish Runglish (Russia) Ruglish Russlish Frenglish (French) Franglish Franglais Franish Fringlish Spain-ish (Spanish) Spain-lish Espanglish Espaninglish El Spanish Broken Inglañol Englañol Spanglish Espan'glés Espanolo Portinglês (Portoguese) Portu-inglês Portenglish Portunglês Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar) Yanito Inglés de Escalerilla Cockoy (Creole, Carribean) Serblish (Serbia) Praglish (Czech) Czechlish Czenglish Poglish (Poland) Hunglish (Hungary) Germlish (Dutsch, Germany) Engleutsch Denglish Denglisch Dunglish Donglish Dinglish (Danish) Danglish Swidish (Sweden) Swenglish Svengelska Finglish (Finnish) Wenglish (Wales) Minglish (Maltese) Greeklish (Greece) Grenglish Latinoellinika Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa) Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais) Frananglais Namlish (Namibia) Jinglish (Jamaica) Jamlish Indlish (India) Inglish Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore) Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh) Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia) Tinglish (Thailand) Thenglish Thailish Thainglish Singlish (Singapore) Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines) Englog Enggalog Konglish (Korea) Konglish (Hong Kong) Chinglish (China) Mandaringlish Japlish (Japan) Japanglish Finnish (Farsi, Iran) Fingilish Finglish Penglish Pinglish Pingilish Turklish (Turkish) Arablish (Arabic) Arabizi* *That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!