Cincinnati
Don't listen to what anyone on here says about Cincinnati! It is a great city. It is even the birthplace of Steven Spielburg. The best city in Ohio; known for its chili, goetta (that stuff's amazing, you have to try it at least once in your lifetime), local festivals, the Reds, the Bengals (yeah, we know that they suck but back off, we're not the only ones), friday night football games (go Elder High School!), goetta fest, Graeter's ice cream, numerous Catholic High Schools, Drive-thru's, and much more. Everyone says that Cincinnati sucks. Why? Yes, we don't have the best pro-sports-teams, but it takes a true fan to keep watching even when they're losing. Plus, we have great high school sports and, occasionally, good college teams. Elder High School has the most players in the NFL than any other high school football program in the U.S. Yes, we don't have a great night life downtown, but there are great places to go barhopping. My friends and family often go barhopping in Cheviot, because everything's so close so they don't have to have a DD. And, I don't know why everyone keeps talking about how Cincinnati has a high crime rate. I have lived here since I was born, and I have never seen a large amount of crime, nowhere near Detroit or Chicago. Someone said on here that if you go to Cincinnati, you will get shot. This is false. And no, there are not ghettos at every corner. There are some bad neighborhoods, but every city has those.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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