[cina]

A particular small breed of species often found habituating the Long gully region, Victoria, Australia. Often these strange mammals have slanty eyes, and are short, or incredibly small in structure. Mating ceremonies consist of the telling and listening to long stories, then the biting of one another’s neck in a strange fashion. In off breeding season, this bizarre creature can be found migrating from party to party, expressing its love for humans it rarely sees. The female of the species is accustomed to listening to "hardcore" music and strange dance rituals. This endangered species lives off Dim Sims and fried rice, and can often be found during hibernation in Noodle Bar, Victoria Australia. Though being a particularly endangered creature (there is only one left in captivity) if an amazing discovery is made to find another. Keep it as a pet, as they are kind and THE BEST MATES.