cigarette
Perhaps the best thing invented by man since alcohol. Adds a little zing to the day. Also give you 5mins alone every hour or so (However this varys per person) To think about your next cigarette or some pressing matter you've gone for a cigarette to escape. The perfect combination with a cigarette usually is a beer, coffee, sex session or a good chat with a fellow smoker. Non-smokers do not understand the wonder that is nicotine. The most stress relieving drug discovered so far. (Except marajuana/weed etc...) Most non-smokers belive that you are burning your money, killing yourself and making your living acommodation stink. When you smoke, this does not matter. IT's all worth it for those few mins of relief a day. Cigarettes also have a little trick to them, once you start, cigarettes never want you to leave the ranks of the smokers. Perhaps becos they love you so much. And you love them. Long live smoking!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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It's perfect!! Thank you!
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Good quality, not cheesy.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Arrived carefully packaged
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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