chuck norris
2 be or not 2 be? that is the question. the answer? chuck norris whats the meaning of life? chuck norris when the dinosaurs became extinct it wasnt because of a meteorite, it was because of chuck norris one time adam and eve had a party in the garden of eden. they failed to invite chuck norris so he roundhouse kicked them out of the garden and shoved an apple down adams throat, which created the adams apple the united states could save billions in defense funding if they trade the military for chuck norris chuck norris invented fire when he was staring at a piece of log and laser beams shot from his eyes chuck norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with laser beams from his eyes chuck norris does not get frostbite. chuck norris bites frost science fact: roundhouse kicks r comprised primarily of an element called chucktanium Chuck Norris + Roundhouse Kick - Bruce Lee = Jackie Chan & Jet Li once chuck norris played the best poker player in the world. he won using his laser vision to burn the other mans cards chuck norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf chuck norris puts the ass in assassinate. by this i mean he roundhouse kicks ur ass when arnold says the line "i'll be back" in the first terminator movie it is implied that is he going 2 ask chuck norris for help in the sequels the first law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets chuck norris the movie kill bill is actually a childhood biography of chuck norris when chuck norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he dosent get wet, the pool gets chuck norrised one time a man asked chuck norris for directions. to make his point, he grabbed another man, and ripped out his heart, painted n,s,e,w in their directions with the blood, jabbed a magnet down the mans throat, put him on the ground and spun him. chuck norris once worked as a weatherman for the san diego evening news. every night he would make the same forecast: partly cloudy with a 75% chance of pain chuck norris doesnt daydream. he's too busy giving other people nightmares the word kill was invented by chuck norris. other words were die, beer, and please chuck norris went to america before christopher columbus, but after roundhouse kicking all the natives, he got bored and retired to anarctica if u ask chuck norris what time it is, he always says, two seconds til. after u ask, two seconds til what? he roundhouse kicks u in the face
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
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why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
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