ChristPunchers
A loose definition would be one who physically bludgeons the son of the Christian god with one's fist. A more specific, colloquial definition is a participant in the activities of Christ Punch International. Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Christ Punchers are a raggedy troupe of cycling enthusiasts, bent on bludgeoning the son of the Christian god with their fists, and spreading general mayhem. One may see them gallivanting about Salt Lake or Black Rock cities on bicycles, swinging swords while riding saddled ROUS, or consuming inordinate amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon, while singing a merry tune or maintaining a menacing silence. Though most active during the summer and fall, the Christ Punchers are known to convene during various celebrations year round.
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