Christina
Have you ever had that moment where a girl just walks into your life and turns it upside down? If so, that girl was probably a Christina. You probably know this girl. 5'-2", petite, ass to next Wednesday, and enormous brown eyes that trap you on first contact. Ouch! Please please sleep with me! I can't get you off my mind! Well keep dreaming, if this Christina is anything like mine, she's way too good for you... A Christina is about 100lbs of tight, toned white sex meat. Did i mention chestnut hair? You're probably gonna want to come inside her as much as possible until she has at least three of you squealing offspring. You won't get the chance, of course, cause coming inside Christina is my job. And you may not have noticed, but Christina's sporting a searing scorpion's tail above that heart-shaped behoowtay. Beware! A Christina will devour her mate if he doesn't prove to be man enough. Better check your testosterone levels before you ask that Christina out on any movie date. Ages gracefully if at all. Knock you out at soft-n-ball. Bestest body of them all. And damn rite her milkshake is better than your's!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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