Christian Fidelis
A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to: - asking for photographs - begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game"; - and general approval and acceptance of existence. The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve: - calling the offender a homosexual - making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender - crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
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