Chris
A type of guy who knows how to make a person's day, and is a really sweet, funny guy who tells awesome stories. They could be talking about what they ate for breakfast and it would still be super interesting. Also super good at cello and mafia and at life. Although he may deny it, he is pro at cello and will be first chair in whatever orchestra he joins. He also thinks he's an alpha male so don't try and contradict what he says. He also loves cuddling in princess blankets and sleeping. He's always the best kind of person to be around and loves hanging out with his stand partner because she is just such a hot and amazing girl. He's also a major stud who gets all the ladies and drives his car with the windows rolled down and his ray bans on. Meeting and getting to know him will be one of the best experiences of your life! He is an awesome listener and will listen to every rant or venting session you have. When he gives you advice, he means it and is such a caring loving guy. Even if you don't get to see him often, you would be lucky to even have a chance to meet a guy like this. A cute girl out there loves him very very very much and couldn't ask for a better friend(:
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
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