Chloe
An extremely cute, hot, smart, talented girl whos just way out of your league - although she wont treat you like it\ Chloe loves rain but would totes prefer playing volleyball at the beach with you. shes got a hott bod but doeesnt care to show it off cause she has some class if you tell her shes wrong, shes gonna admit to it and apologize. spot a chloe from afar, and she may look like a flirt but you get to know her shes just being nice. wont date just anybody who comes along cause she enjoys her freedom and independence, and hates being controlled by witless men. loves to chill with the boys tho, and they like it as well cause if they cant have her they might as well hang out w/ her. shes no slut, shes a keeper and heartbreaker. Chloe enjoys friendship and genuinely cares for ppl. thinks flirting is overrated and just wants to cut to the chase and be friends. have a problem she'll listen and be there for you if you need a hug.girls want to be jealous of Chloe and hurt her with devious schemes but they find that shes just too lovable towards everybody. guys want to get in her pants but she seeks refuge with her other guy friends who will beat the guy up/. loves playing sports and some friendly competition with her boys cause as soon as they realize shes good they stop "taking it easy" and legit play the game. and shes fit and fast and can take it
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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