Chloe
An extremely cute, hot, smart, talented girl whos just way out of your league - although she wont treat you like it\ Chloe loves rain but would totes prefer playing volleyball at the beach with you. shes got a hott bod but doeesnt care to show it off cause she has some class if you tell her shes wrong, shes gonna admit to it and apologize. spot a chloe from afar, and she may look like a flirt but you get to know her shes just being nice. wont date just anybody who comes along cause she enjoys her freedom and independence, and hates being controlled by witless men. loves to chill with the boys tho, and they like it as well cause if they cant have her they might as well hang out w/ her. shes no slut, shes a keeper and heartbreaker. Chloe enjoys friendship and genuinely cares for ppl. thinks flirting is overrated and just wants to cut to the chase and be friends. have a problem she'll listen and be there for you if you need a hug.girls want to be jealous of Chloe and hurt her with devious schemes but they find that shes just too lovable towards everybody. guys want to get in her pants but she seeks refuge with her other guy friends who will beat the guy up/. loves playing sports and some friendly competition with her boys cause as soon as they realize shes good they stop "taking it easy" and legit play the game. and shes fit and fast and can take it
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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