Chloe
kindest person you could ever meet.Dating well..Youve gotta be lucky if she hands you her heart,opens herself like that youve got to be committed and absolutely the number one thing let her know you full heartedly love her cuz all that shine shes secretly self conscious with low self esteem,tries to put forth more of her personality as aspects of outer features tend to put her at a loss.God given caregiver. Always ask how shes doing,keep her in conversation,with all the time she takes up worrying about others never gives time to herself.Though sometime it may not seem asking how her day was makes it,shell keep that close.So when you want to become serious with her be honest and tell her cuz she never has any clue of attraction all she knows kindness and that kindness leads to an amazing relationship being apart of her personal life that kindness turns into love and shell always give herself to you.As shes always kind she tends to have a lot of people with her so be gentle with her cuz if you hurt her well youll get more than what you thought,later on when you think of what youve done a longing regret wont be far behind as itll feel like youve just killed a puppy.Knowing her youll feel satisfied with yourself,dating her youll love your life but being in bed with her youll beg for more,her sexual drive and desire will drive you crazy,how could something so sweet be so bad in the sheets That well youll have to find out yourself..If you ever make it under the covers with her..
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
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