chivee
Chivee will bring a bomb of happiness and laughter into your life. His presence is always a must because he brings life to any place he goes. He has the most banging hair known to mankind. Girls, if you think you have nice hair.. you obviously haven't met a Chivee! He has the eyes of romance and with them he can tell you his feelings without saying a single word. His heart of gold can be taken for granted by some but he will remain loyal to those. He is warm blooded. Girls, if you need that wolf in your life get at a Chivee because you will never suffer during cold days/nights. His hands are as soft as a baby's bottom and his nails are smooth as can be. He is a master of sweets and baking treats. He is an honest lover and any girl that has a slight chance to be his girl should consider herself lucky to the bones! The time spent with him is that of a lifetime. Sorry boys but once a girl kisses the lips of Chivee, that one romantic moment you shared with her in the past is literally six feet underground. A kiss from him will replace a girls first kiss. Yes, it is that amazing of a spark! His lips share his world with you and nothing seems to matter. It could be 2012 and the world could be coming to an end but if you're kissing Chivee, everything would be out of tune from your ears and irrelevant. He makes girls fall in love with his smile and might I add he has a pretty cute booty. I once knew a Chivee, He is unforgettable.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
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