Chinterdinter Mug

To be chinter but to not be dinter, or to be dinter but not chinter. You cannot simply be both, the goal is to be as close to the center as possible. Tis a constant battle of morals to focus all your power on whether you are chinter or dinter. But if you obtain the state of being that the "or" has, then your power is focused. Theres a legend of someone who has been so close to the middle that if you were to walk up to them, you physically could not tell if they were leaning more on the side of chinter or on the side of dinter. Well im here to tell you the legends are sadly false, and its not me, im not the one, dont ask me how i found these legends to be false, just except it, and for the love of god stop comeing to my house and asking about how to aquire absolute middle. There is other concepts like chinterdinter, such as; chodeybrodey, cockywalky, bangababy, robshneider, danshneider, robdan, fistylasty, goodwood, shamandick, blackface, yin and yang, (all sarah palindromes), hannah, analofsexfoeslana, mrowlatemymetalworm, sologigolos. All of these measure your level of cockassitude; the meter to judge whether you are more cock, or more ass, figuratively speaking of course.