chimacum
a town, barely, of ignorant shut ins...destined for failure. everyone in this town: at its schools, in its trashy second hand stores, or the drug dealers are all closed minded wanna bes, that will, in turn, go nowhere. individually, most people are fine, but, as a group, the entire town of chimacum...and its surrounding areas...have no room for personal growth and are stuck in a rut. the people need to learn to accept others, and not be so damn selfish. everyone is either on drugs, or is too much of a pussy to do anything interesting. most of the girls from elementary to high school are sluts and can be easily taken to the school bathroom or parking lot for some...fun. the guys, are either always talking about sex, or...well, theyre all always talking about sex. and, if you find a kid walking down the road, chances are, theyre tweaked out of their mind and will suck your dick for drugs. and you always have to remember, DONT TRUST ANYONE!!! every single person in this town will sell you out. theyre all two faced. its just, not a good place to be...ever. no matter what, no exceptions.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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