chikapoo
The Queendom of Chikapoo is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 6 million Chikapooans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy. The Chikapooan economy, worth 231 billion Falcoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,618 Falcoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest. Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Chikapoo City spends billions upgrading public transport, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chikapoo's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies. (in short, its a nation on NationStates.net)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
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