Chicken
Ah-ooh Ah-ooh You should know that a man With the power of nature Can bring you to the end of your luck And you should know by my stride And the look in my eye That you're about to be massively forced to give up! Chicken attack Chicken attack Watch your back Before it fades to black They might look harmless But they'll kick your non-chicken ass Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! Now go, now fly You own the sky Ah-ooh Ah-ooh With the power of nature You're never alone And you can't let evil run amok Every beast, every tree follows me to the end And you're about to be massively fucked! Chicken attack Chicken attack Watch your back before it fades to black They might look harmless But they'll kick your non-chicken ass Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! Now go, now fly You own the sky You're young and you're hungry Perhaps short on money I give you this chicken today Its eggs for your dinner Its legs for next winter You won't have to steal again Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go) Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go) Now go, now fly You own the sky Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘

the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
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