Chicago Ted
we were fighting infected all across the square the scent of their blood was in the air a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare and things only got worse from there when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain zoey with her pistol and took careful aim she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain just then, when all hope had been burned and bled the infected all scream and turned and fled clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted with his twin shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong but ted could do this crap all day long the survivors lept up and fought along but ted would do this work for a song with corpses piled as high as can be Ol' ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee as he used his sword to carve knotches you see into his belt, a thousand times 53 as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread but he just laughed an shook his head with a powerful holler the wild savior said "NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
straightforward order and delivery
Loiks great
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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