Chavs

Chavs are Degenerates that are the Uk's Equivalent to White Trash, they terrorize towns and only own tracksuit clothing, usually adidas, nike, umbro and Mckenzie. they have most famously destroyed the reputation of the Teenage age group since being the miagority. The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population. Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater. Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury. Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing. Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.