chavs

Has been a whirlwind of a craze in recent years...What you do right, is dress like your going for a run with a hood and baseball cap (baseball bat is optional), or in the girls case dress in your pj's like your going to bed. You stand around on a street corner, and shout abuse at anyone who looks different to you. That particular street corner seems to have a magnet on it as more and more chavs are drawn to that area... Of course you can't go any further than this street corner because of your ASBO... This area becomes otherwise abandoned, people live in fear of being beaten up, and are so intimidated they stay clear of their town centre almost completely. No one dares venture out on a Friday night, if they have any sense, as you get underage kids drinking and smoking, talking about how many birds they shagged in the last week. the girls are dressed like complete and utter sluts,(with skirts so short, your suprised they even bothered to wear one) who only recently discovered there was more use for their private parts than just taking a piss... They are now taking the piss by wearing more make up and wearing more fake bling than a cheap vietnemese whore in a gold spray factory. Often leave school early to pursue a career in shelf stacking.