chav
chavs are annoying little pricks who hang round in massive tribes. they invest in buying the stupidest fakest jewlry and when they take the female chavs to the cinema, if the plot is anything more intelectual than your plotless americain pie, the chav and his chavettes brain will explode. ways to spot a chav: -if you see a crappy old car, with mods which make it comically stupid looking, and blacked out windows, expect a chav to be behind the wheel. - their trademarked cloths. no one could think to wear the stupid burberry caps and nike tracsuits as these chavs and townies. - the way they walk. you see them 'bowlin' it down the high street, they remind me of apes (primative roots), or someone bending over to scoop up cash, after all they are complete pikeys (it is hard to tell the difference between male and female chavs, so i tend to treat them all as the same gender. the only difference is that female chavs seem to be on their periods 24/7.) older people, 17- 21 will be confronted by a tribe of chavs from time to time, who will either want to mug them, or give them money to buy some fags and booze (fags to make them look hard, booze to get them all drunk, 1 bottle will be plenty)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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