Chav
Oh, my! A twelve year-old girl wearing a t-shirt proclaiming her status as a ‘slut’. How tasteful. Mother would be so proud… Is she..? Yes, she is! A Chavette! Sorry, didn’t spot it quickly enough – forgive me, I’m blind. Here are a few clues for Chav-spotters: Girls (Chavettes, Sengas): - Bling, and lots of it. - Hoop earrings you could drive a bus through - Hair pulled back so tight as to provide a facial expression of constant surprise - At least three children trailing - Smoking a fag – a little white stick poking out of your mouth really does make you look TERRIBLY sophisticated, dear… - Talking on a mobile - Wearing a variety of coins/Christmas cracker rings on fingers - Cow-eyed look in eyes - Skin as white as death, with blue tinges here and there (occasional purple and yellow ones too, from constant spousal abuse) and a red nose from smoking/drinking too much - Skirt pulled up to just below the hair-line (please God don’t EVER let it get any higher) - Fat Chavettes – without exception - sport tight, too-short tops that would put even the hardiest person off their meal, and trousers that expose a crack minging enough to put a plumber to shame - Throws litter/gum/cigarette butts onto the pavement/bus floor Boys - Baseball caps on (but probably don’t know what baseball is) - Hair so short it could pop balloons - Fewer teeth than a Shanghai hobo - Tiny, skinny frame laden with heavy fake-gold - Cheap nylon track-suits - Smoking a fag (of course) and spitting at passers-by - Usually found sitting on the top of a park bench or a wall in the town centre - Ears near the back of their necks, a particularly endearing genetic malformation - Always mock-fighting with fellow Chavs, possibly to intimidate onlookers - In vehicles that are horribly unroadworthy, and which generally have no engine. The booming bass from the shite they listen to provides enough momentum Classless, no-mannered, ugly, aggressive, incredibly stupid wastes of flesh. They need to be lined up and shot.
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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
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Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day
It was fantastic very good quality.
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.
The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!
ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.
Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!
It understands me. this mug has treated me better than any girl i've ever dated, and every bro i've chilled in the same bed with. we've been though thick and thin, but mostly thicc. i used to be depressed, but now this mug holds my existential fears so i dont need to carry them with me. i even wrote a song about my mug: mary had a little mug, e-i-e-i-o how i wonder what you are, floppy dongs near and far, cherri had a real thicc mug, e-i-e-i-despaci-to
Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!
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