Chav
Chav (lazyus scumbagius). WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?: .outside the local spar .street corners .council estates .mc donalds, burger king etc. APPERANCE: Males: .hair cut short with highlights in (innit) .fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc. .burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit .baseball cap at a ninety degree angle .cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up .anything fred perry .any sort of knackered white trainer Females: .hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie) .puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit .fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them .reebok trainers HOBBIES: .standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone .vandalising local parks .in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily .riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park. .drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff) VOCABULARY: the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use: .Mutha .ya .yo .mint .u .yer .wot .wowza .fuka .class (probably the only real word they can say) .laff .innit .dat .cwl (scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out) MUSIC: .gangsta rap .r&b .hip hop .grime (as you can see it's a BIG variety) by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It was fantastic very good quality.
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.
The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!
ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.
Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!
It understands me. this mug has treated me better than any girl i've ever dated, and every bro i've chilled in the same bed with. we've been though thick and thin, but mostly thicc. i used to be depressed, but now this mug holds my existential fears so i dont need to carry them with me. i even wrote a song about my mug: mary had a little mug, e-i-e-i-o how i wonder what you are, floppy dongs near and far, cherri had a real thicc mug, e-i-e-i-despaci-to
Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!
It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.
Love it!! So true!!
I love 💕 mugs ☘️! These are so lovable. Thanks! I love the urban dictionary writers too.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
Augustine would love the mis-spelling It should be Augustine's Laws. A great book - every engineer, programmer, project and programme manager should read. Based on experience of Defence and Space projects, and with lots of real data to support the tongue-in-cheek advice, it really has more value than all the System Engineering books I've never read. Can't wait to get a mug.
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very good product, i drink my coffee out of it every single morning. a tiny little itty bitty problem i have with it though, is that every time i drink anything except for coffee out of this mug it barrates me for having bad taste. makes me very sad, honestly. i didnt know cups could talk, but appearently i have been proven wrong. i would really appreciate it if you could start double checking if your cups are possesed by melicous spirts who like to insult you! except for that, great product!!
The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
It's the best mug in the history of mugs.
love it
excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.
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