Chav
Chavs. The blissfully unaware youth of the UK. They terrorise little children, old women and bus drivers. They enjoy not doing anything they're told, it gives them a sick pleasure that scientists have yet to figure out. You hear them before you see them. Yes, they have ridiculous accents, pimply faces, a cigarette in one hand and yell "I'll shank you blad, wot?!" to your 5yr old son. Chavs prefer to wear, tracksuits, white trainers, 9ct gold from Argos, and Burberry. They hate anyone who makes sense. Due to dropping out of school, they lack intelligence, so they have created their own language. No one understands it, not even chavs. It just makes them feel better about themselves. Chavette is the term for a female chav. They accessorize with Buggies, lots of makeup and huge gold hoops. They think they're "choong" (good looking). Unfortunatley, this species can breed. Chavs think they are gangsters. They try to pick up chicks with their Modded cars. Which us average citizens call Chavviot. They invest into these cars by installing stereo systems and speakers bigger than the car door itself. The government are still stunned and confused as to where this money comes from. It's the mystery of the chav. So how do we spot them? Outside Mcdonalds, or anywhere where the weak are. What do they do? They hunt in packs. Mercilessly attacking their victims with nonsensical slang. Leaving both the chav, and the vitcim confused.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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