Chav
Chavs. The blissfully unaware youth of the UK. They terrorise little children, old women and bus drivers. They enjoy not doing anything they're told, it gives them a sick pleasure that scientists have yet to figure out. You hear them before you see them. Yes, they have ridiculous accents, pimply faces, a cigarette in one hand and yell "I'll shank you blad, wot?!" to your 5yr old son. Chavs prefer to wear, tracksuits, white trainers, 9ct gold from Argos, and Burberry. They hate anyone who makes sense. Due to dropping out of school, they lack intelligence, so they have created their own language. No one understands it, not even chavs. It just makes them feel better about themselves. Chavette is the term for a female chav. They accessorize with Buggies, lots of makeup and huge gold hoops. They think they're "choong" (good looking). Unfortunatley, this species can breed. Chavs think they are gangsters. They try to pick up chicks with their Modded cars. Which us average citizens call Chavviot. They invest into these cars by installing stereo systems and speakers bigger than the car door itself. The government are still stunned and confused as to where this money comes from. It's the mystery of the chav. So how do we spot them? Outside Mcdonalds, or anywhere where the weak are. What do they do? They hunt in packs. Mercilessly attacking their victims with nonsensical slang. Leaving both the chav, and the vitcim confused.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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